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Total Medals Earned: 53 (From 22 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 490 Points

Epic Battle Fantasy 3

Learner Unlocked 6/11/16
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Creditor 5 Points Check out the credits page.
Banker 10 Points Save up 50,000 gold.
Barbarian 10 Points Deal 30,000 damage to a foe.
Beast Tamer 10 Points Scan 25 foes.
Brute 10 Points Deal 1,000 damage to a foe.
Card Flipper 10 Points Get a time under 90 in the third minigame.
Card Wizard 10 Points Get a time under 65 in the third minigame.
Equip Dealer 10 Points Get 60 pieces of equipment.
Equip Fan 10 Points Get 40 pieces of equipment.
Equip Master 10 Points Get 80 pieces of equipment.
Fat Cat 10 Points Get 140 points in the first minigame.
Greedy Cat 10 Points Get 100 points in the first minigame.
Helper 10 Points Complete 10 sidequests.
Hoarder 10 Points Save up 10,000 gold.
Level Builder 10 Points Get a player up to level 10.
Level Grinder 10 Points Get a player up to level 30.
Narwhal Rider 10 Points Get 100 points in the second minigame.
Narwhal Surfer 10 Points Get 150 points in the second minigame.
Power Leveler 10 Points Get a player up to level 20.
Rock Dodger 10 Points Get 130 points in the fifth minigame.
Ruffian 10 Points Deal 3,000 damage to a foe.
Savage 10 Points Deal 10,000 damage to a foe.
Skeleton Killer 10 Points Get 230 points in the fourth minigame.
Skeleton Proof 10 Points Get 160 points in the fourth minigame.
Tasker 10 Points Complete 20 sidequests.
Untouchable 10 Points Get 190 points in the fifth minigame.
Ancient Treasure 25 Points Find all treasure chests in Kitten Ruins.
Beast Hunter 25 Points Scan 50 foes.
Burnt Treasure 25 Points Find all treasure chests in Volcano Peak.
Forest Treasure 25 Points Find all treasure chests in Vegetable Forest.
Frozen Treasure 25 Points Find all treasure chests in Glacier Valley.
Nouveau Riche 25 Points Save up 250,000 gold.
Pirate Treasure 25 Points Find all treasure chests in Rock Lake.
Quester 25 Points Complete all sidequests.
Slayer 25 Points Deal 100,000 damage to a foe.
Treasure Hunter 25 Points Find all treasure chests in town.
Beast Scholar 50 Points Scan all foes.
Hero 50 Points Beat the game on Hard or Epic difficulty.
Legend 100 Points Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Savior 100 Points Defeat the final boss and finish the game!
Berserker Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cat Tamer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Narwhal Tamer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pervert Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pig Molester Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Slime Splatter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Artist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Blacksmith Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Doomsday Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fatty Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Genesis Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Nuke Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Ragnarok Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shopper Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Squire Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Swordsman Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Warrior Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Knight Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lord Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/60 (5/1,000 points)

Every Man's Refund

Secret 03 Unlocked 8/31/16
5 Points
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Secret 06 Unlocked 8/31/16
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret 14 Unlocked 8/31/16
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret 24 Unlocked 8/31/16
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret 26 Unlocked 8/31/16
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Repair your ship 10 Points Your destiny is in the stars!
Secret 01 Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret 02 Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret 04 Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret 05 Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret 07 Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret 08 Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
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Secret 10 Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret 11 Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret 12 Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret 13 Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret 15 Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret 16 Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret 17 Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret 18 Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret 19 Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret 20 Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret 21 Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret 22 Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret 23 Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret 25 Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret 27 Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret 28 Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret 29 Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Mysteries of the Universe Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/31 (25/255 points)

Heart Star

Link Between Worlds Unlocked 6/11/16
5 Points
Clear the first 5 levels!
Thanks! Unlocked 6/11/16
5 Points
Check out the Credits Page!
Piggyback Joyride Unlocked 6/11/16
10 Points
Clear levels 5-10!
Platform Parade Unlocked 6/11/16
25 Points
Clear Levels 15-20!
Pressing Matters Unlocked 6/11/16
25 Points
Clear levels 10-15!
Companion and Cubes Unlocked 6/11/16
50 Points
Clear levels 20-25
Connected Worlds 100 Points Clear every level!

Medals Earned: 6/7 (120/220 points)

Hitting Stuff at a Building

1/5 Stars Unlocked 8/31/16
5 Points
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
Darwin Award 5 Points Achieve the inevitable
Poop Toucher 5 Points You touched a poop!
Second floor please 5 Points TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Demolitions Inexpert 10 Points Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
First Contact 10 Points You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
It's the Fart Man again 10 Points Have you tried eating less fiber
Let's Go Whaling! 10 Points Kill a construction worker
The Witching Hour 10 Points Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Theater seating is 47% fecal bacteria 10 Points Collect all the dumb movies
This Isn't Popcorn... 25 Points Visit the Demolition Carnival
Safe Cracker 100 Points And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
My Name is David Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
One Roommate with Extra Froth Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Ahab's Revenge Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Stock Market Crash Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Fall of Planet Earth Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Telecommunications Blackout Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You havin a jiggle, mate? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's a kitty! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)

Madness: Project Nexus

Can You Hear Me Now Unlocked 9/1/16
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Slaughter Rank: Greenhorn Unlocked 9/1/16
5 Points
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Mercy 5 Points Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
Nexus Victory [Easy] 10 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Nexus Victory [Normal] 10 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
Slaughter Rank: Bloodied 10 Points [Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Impaler 10 Points [Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Nexus Victory [Hard] 25 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Savior's Sword 25 Points Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Psychopath 25 Points [Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Seas of Blood 25 Points [Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Wargod 25 Points [Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Greater Than 9000 50 Points [Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Impossible 50 Points [Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Do What Comes Natural 100 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
Slaughter Rank: Genocider 100 Points [Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)

Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/480 points)

Orange Roulette

You Would Have Never Known Unlocked 4/4/17
50 Points
You Spun the Cylinder When You Would Have Been Shot
Fresh Squeeze 5 Points You Survived Your First Encounter
Extra Pulp 10 Points You Lived Through Round Two
Dark Harvest 25 Points You Are Victorious, But At What Price?
Fruit Concentrate 25 Points Three Down And Still Fresh
Harmer's Market 50 Points You Shot Your Opponent!
Luck Is An Illusion 50 Points Get To The End On Your First Game
Overripe 50 Points You Survived A Long Rally

Medals Earned: 1/8 (50/265 points)

Phantom Reverse #1

Phantom Unlocked 5/10/17
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

Phoenotopia

Bully to Toads Unlocked 7/21/17
5 Points
Defeat the Armored King Toad
It's dangerous to go alone! Unlocked 7/20/17
5 Points
Obtain the wooden bat
Bearer of Bad News 5 Points Give Albert the Bad News
Breaker of Robots 5 Points Scrap a Big Robot
Enemy to Kobolds 5 Points Defeat the Mercenary General
Exterminator 5 Points Rid a tree house of slimes
Harpy Backfire 5 Points Defeat a harpy with her own weapon
Never knew what hit him 5 Points Quickly drop a patrolling bandit unawares
Never waste food 5 Points Eat 5 food items that are considered unsafe
Novice Moon Stone Hunter 5 Points Collect 5 Moon Stones
Robin Hood? 5 Points Steal from the mayor's treasury
Slayer of Dragons 5 Points Defeat a fully grown Sand Dragon
A Connoisseur of Fluffy Pillows 10 Points Sleep wherever it is possible to sleep
Big Eater 10 Points Consumed over 30 healing items
Iron Skin 10 Points Increase Max HP to 40
Big Bag 25 Points Upgrade inventory to its max size
Experienced Moon Stone Hunter 25 Points Collect 20 Moon Stones
Most Dangerous Arsenal 25 Points Carry all the best equipment
Property Destruction 25 Points Break over 100 boxes or crates
The End 25 Points Beat the Game
Treasure Hunter 25 Points Collect over 1000 coins since the start of your journey
Diamond Skin 50 Points Increase Max Health to 99
Indomitable! 50 Points Finish the game with zero deaths
Master Moon Stone Hunter 50 Points Collect 40 Moon Stones
Speed Runner! 50 Points Finish the game in 64 minutes or less
Last Song of Earth Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Good Friend Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Number 42 Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Repentance Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Explorer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/30 (10/500 points)

Pico Blast

Gretel Unlocked 9/1/16
5 Points
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Nine-tacle 10 Points Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
UFOh Noes! 10 Points Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Brain-muffin 25 Points Defeat Hansel's brain.
Magma-nimous 25 Points Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
To Safety 25 Points Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/100 points)

Pixel Day Dash

Close Call 1 Unlocked 5/11/17
5 Points
Challenge: Jump out of quicksand
Endurance 1 Unlocked 5/11/17
5 Points
Challenge: Survive 30 seconds in a single run
Grim 1 Unlocked 5/11/17
5 Points
Challenge: Die by hitting spikes
Grim 2 Unlocked 5/11/17
5 Points
Challenge: Die by hitting a saw
Grim 3 Unlocked 5/11/17
5 Points
Challenge: Fall into a pit
Grim 5 Unlocked 5/11/17
5 Points
Challenge: Get killed by a fan
Grim 6 Unlocked 5/11/17
5 Points
Challenge: Die in quicksand
Hopscotch 1 Unlocked 5/11/17
5 Points
Challenge: Jump 10 times in a single run
Pixel Collector 1 Unlocked 5/11/17
5 Points
Challenge: Collect 50 pixels
Pixel Grabber 1 Unlocked 5/11/17
5 Points
Challenge: Collect 20 pixels in a single run
Traveler 1 Unlocked 5/11/17
5 Points
Challenge: Run for 30 seconds
Weightless 1 Unlocked 5/11/17
5 Points
Challenge: Float over fans for 5 seconds
Grappler 1 Unlocked 5/11/17
10 Points
Challenge: Swing 5 times in a single run
Grim 4 5 Points Challenge: Get pushed off screen
Cheap Run 1 10 Points Challenge: Run 15 seconds without collecting any pixels
Cheap Run 2 10 Points Challenge: Run 30 seconds without collecting any pixels
Cheap Swing 1 10 Points Challenge: Swing 3 times without collecting any pixels
Cheap Swing 2 10 Points Challenge: Swing 5 times without collecting any pixels
Close Call 2 10 Points Challenge: Jump out of quicksand 5 times
Close Call 3 10 Points Challenge: Jump out of quicksand 10 times
Endurance 2 10 Points Challenge: Survive 60 seconds in a single run
Endurance 3 10 Points Challenge: Survive 2 minutes in a single run
Flyboy 1 10 Points Challenge: Float over fans for 5 seconds in a single run
Flyboy 2 10 Points Challenge: Float over fans for 10 seconds in a single run
Grappler 2 10 Points Challenge: Swing 15 times in a single run
Grappler 3 10 Points Challenge: Swing 30 times in a single run
Hopscotch 2 10 Points Challenge: Jump 200 times in a single run
Hopscotch 3 10 Points Challenge: Jump 50 times in a single run
Pixel Collector 2 10 Points Challenge: Collect 100 pixels
Pixel Collector 3 10 Points Challenge: Collect 250 pixels
Pixel Collector 4 10 Points Challenge: Collect 500 pixels
Pixel Grabber 2 10 Points Challenge: Collect 50 pixels in a single run
Pixel Grabber 3 10 Points Challenge: Collect 100 pixels in a single run
Swinger 1 10 Points Challenge: Swing 10 times
Swinger 2 10 Points Challenge: Swing 20 times
Swinger 3 10 Points Challenge: Swing 50 times
Traveler 2 10 Points Challenge: Run for 60 seconds
Traveler 3 10 Points Challenge: Run for 5 minutes
Traveler 4 10 Points Challenge: Run for 15 minutes
Unsinkable 1 10 Points Challenge: Jump out of quicksand 3 times in a single run
Unsinkable 2 10 Points Challenge: Jump out of quicksand 5 times in a single run
Weightless 2 10 Points Challenge: Float over fans for 15 seconds
Weightless 3 10 Points Challenge: Float over fans for 30 seconds
Weightless 4 10 Points Challenge: Float over fans for 60 seconds
Close Call 4 25 Points Challenge: Jump out of quicksand 15 times
Flyboy 3 25 Points Challenge: Float over fans for 15 seconds in a single run
Jumpman 1 25 Points Challenge: Jump 500 times
Pixel Collector 5 25 Points Challenge: Collect 1000 pixels
Swinger 4 25 Points Challenge: Swing 100 times
Traveler 5 25 Points Challenge: Run for 30 minutes

Medals Earned: 13/50 (70/525 points)